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© Harmless Games
Title Katies ultimate massage
Category Private house
Location Bolton A666
Description Blonde ex-model, 30 yo, 38D bust, Size 12 figure 
offers executive gents an intimate service at 
Bolton home or hotel.
Body to body massage
Tie and tease.
Uniformed fantasy rollplay.
Watersports.
A levels (Regulars only).
I will also visit you hotel and escort to dinner
and and/or theatre dates (3 hour booking).
Availability Monday   Thursday   Friday   Saturday
9am  till   7pm
Outcalls Friday and Saturday 8pm 'til 11pm.
Charges Incalls from £70
Outcalls £250. 3hr booking.
Telephone 077** ******
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© Harmless Games
Title Milly
Category Independent Escort
Location Canada Water/Surrey Quays.
Description Stunning Ebony Model Milly
Availability Daily Availability posted on my website .
Availability.htm page
Charges From £100.00
Telephone 079** *******
E-mail mis*****************
Website son*****************
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© Harmless Games
Title Sophie BBW 
Category Independent Escort
Location Incalls in Diss, South Norfolk. 
Outcalls within 20 miles of Diss.
Description Blonde Busty 44GG BBW Escort.
GFE for guys over 25yrs & couples.
Availability Incalls & Outcalls -
Mon - Fri, 10am-3pm, Mon/Thurs eves, 6pm-11pm 
& 1st Saturday of every month 11am-11pm.
Charges Incalls from £70 for 30 mins (weekdays only)
Telephone 079** ******
E-mail bookings@************
Website www.******************
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© Harmless Games
Title Anna aroma
Category Independent escort with private house.
Location Manchester but cover the North West
Description Blonde very slim busty 30ff expage 3 model
big smile on sexy face . Very private home in good area.
Availability Working most days after 10am incalls up until 10pm 
and outcalls until midnight.
Charges £150 per hour £250 2hours
Telephone 0161 *** ****
079** **********
E-mail ann**********************
Website http://www*******************
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© Harmless Games
Title Isabella
Category Private house
Location Hatfield Herts Incalls only
Description I am 40 years old and a petite size 8
with long silky hair, full soft pouty lips, 
a pert bottom and big erect nipples
and always wrapped up in sexy feminine lingerie.
Availability Incalls only 11AM - 6PM
Monday - Friday
Telephone 079** **********
E-mail isabell*****************
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© Harmless Games
Title Jordan & Jodie
Category Private house
Location Stirling, Scotland
Description Hi we are two independent ladies 
who have joined together to offer 
you new heights in pleasure!! 
We offer a range of services in our 
private apartment and love to tease
and please you! We put the ' vice' in 
Service and love to entertain you!!
Availability We offer both incall and outcall services 
Jordan is available for incalls Monday,
Wednesday and Saturday and Jodie at all 
other times. We offer outcalls all the time! 
Charges From £65 per half hour appointment
Telephone 017** ********
E-mail in********************
Website www.*******************
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© Harmless Games
Title Mature, Busty Ebony 
City of London and Islington
Category Independent Escort
Location Incalls: City/Islington
Outcalls: Heathrow, Gatwick
Description I'm a mature smooth skinned and busty ebony
that smiles easily and loves to be relaxed. 
I am 37, natural 38DD and open minded to 
role play and erotic games.
Availability I am available from 10 am till late by appointment 
only for both incall and outcall services. 
I also provide overnight services.
Charges £150 for the first hour- incall, 
£100 for each additional hour
Telephone 079** ************
E-mail pru@*****************
Website www.******************
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© Harmless Games
Title Saucy Charlotte 
Location Incalls in Loughton Essex 
and outcalls in Essex, London & Herts
Category Independent Escort
Description  I am a 30-year-old intelligent beautiful 
bubbly blonde with a natural 36F bust 
and size 14 figure all for your pleasure! 
Call me if you fancy some fun between 
the sheets!
Availability Incalls in Loughton Essex on a Mon/Wed/Fri 
from 11am till 7pm - outcalls other days
Charges £140 per hour
Telephone 079** ******
E-mail charlotte@*******************
Web site http://www.********************
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Yes that really is me!!!
© Harmless Games
Title Sensual massage by Samantha
Location Norfolk near Great Yarmouth
Category Luxury detached private house
Description The Art of sensual Massage administered by Samantha, 
a mature voluptuous (40D) fully qualified masseuse. 
Availability Available for in house appointments 
Monday to Friday 2pm to 8pm
Prices My prices commence at £80 for a 90 min session.
Telephone Please see website
E-mail samantha@*************************
Web site www.*************************
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© Harmless Games
Title Sophie - a gentleman's secret
Location Banbury - Junction 11 M40 
Category Private House
Description Loving touch by mature Sophie, a kissy cuddly loving 
but naughty time, half a minute from J11 M40, 
unhurried in private surroundings. 
48 year old, 37-27-37, curvy, firm with light suntan.
Availability Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. 
Ring any morning for information or to 
book appointments.
Shaven lady friend,56 yrs, available with notice.
Slim, well endowed boyfriend also available
by appointment. Couples welcome.
Prices £80.00 for half an hour £110 per hour, 
£150 for 1.5 hours. 
Longer evening appointments can be arranged
Telephone 077** *******
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© Harmless Games
Title Selina of Peterborough 
Category Independent escort
Location Peterborough
Description Gorgeous 35 year old fully shaven blonde.
36D-24-35 (Size 10). Offers escort services 
to males & couples. 
See my web-page for full details.
Availability Only offer 'Out Calls' to your home or hotel.
Any time.
Charges £95.00 for the first hour within a 
20 mile radius of Peterborough.
Telephone 079** *******
E-mail The@**************************
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© Harmless Games
Title Susie 
Category Private house
Location SW Wales
Description Im 5'7 short brown hair/hazel eyes and size 12 waist.
I love pleasing and teasing men single or bi the more
the merrier.
Availability Mon-Thursday 9-5
Fri-Sat 10-10
incalls and outcalls.
Charges £100ph incalls £150ph outcalls
Telephone 078** ******
E-mail fungirl*******************
Web site www.************************
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